male privilege is those long ass eyelashes you don’t even need
(via like-sugar-and-cyanide)
A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
- SMOOCH
- CUDDLE
- TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
- ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
(via destinee-xoxo)
A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”
DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”
(via ignorentfuckers)
